Church Gazette
- October - December 2009


Marriage - Advice given

Mystery writer Agatha Christie, who was married to an archaeologist said, "An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

Zig Ziglar said, "If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag."

When it comes to advice about marriage, first Corinthians chapter 7 is a classic source. It is good advice and first and foremost Godly advice.


A Merry Heart
Proverbs 17:22 "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones."

A Pastor of a church was raising funds for a new sanctuary. He said to his congregation "Whoever gives £1000 can pick out three hymns. " A little old lady in the back of the service raised her hand and said, "Pastor I'll do it." He was so excited. He said, "Thank you very much. Go ahead and pick out your three hymns."

She looked over the congregation and said, "All right. I'll take him, him and him!!!"


Good humour is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.


Did You Know?

Some timber producers have to wait up to 180 years to produce a harvest! That means the planter will never know the great grandchild who reaps the harvest, and the harvester will never know the forefather who planted the seed.
The future depends on the foresight and patience of each generation.

The Believer should live like that. We don't know when the Lord will return, but it's a sure thing and we can live like it. When we focus on the certainty of Christ's return, and the hope that brings, we can wait for the Lord and endure hostility.